Month: October 2014

Beatbox beverages party wine in a box, Oilerie didn’t get money from O Leary, but who got $400K from Kevin? Honeyfund, which is really horsepants?

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Honeyfund is a crowdfunding site for honeymoons.

It’s a joke. They make only money on transaction fees, and there’s no patent protection.

Crowdfunding is an autopilot business that takes no brains and no overhead.

Gift registry, crowdfunding, honeymoon funding is just another step ahead.

Chris Bovey of Devon, England fake chemtrail video on plane, proof chemtrails are fake, because one fake video proves all videos are fake, DUH

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That’s why we know global warming is false, because Hollywood and Al Gore make false videos, so therefore all are fake. Why do people even bother thinking for more than a minute when clearly the answer is going to be the same if they didn’t think at all?

By this same logic, if I can find one fake scientist in the list of scientists who dissent global warming, then I got a list of liars, wholesale price! I failed statistics because I couldn’t answer the question on my final example of how to use random sampling to conclude whether a batch of books printed in the same run are defective. I like erring on the side of caution, so I play safe, if one random sample out of a million is defective, I conclude all 1 million copies are defective, why try harder?

Oregon petition 2.0, failed consensus deniers of global warming now claims only 1000 dissenting scientists on their side according climatedepot cfact cfat, forget 30,000 suing Al Gore.

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this is from 2010. I’m sure Andrew has more up to date statistics, and I bet you not all 1000 scientists have published studies and not one have the balls to make their own testable claims. The test of a denier’s seriousness is to ask him (yes, all scientists are male, all deniers are male) if he is willing to hold himself to the same standard of scrutiny as he does to the people he criticizes and claims are wrong.

More than 1,000 dissenting scientists (updates previous 700 scientist report) from around the globe have now challenged man-made global warming claims made by the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) and former Vice President Al Gore. This new 2010 321-page Climate Depot Special Report

Andrew of populartechnology.net, the world’s forefront authority on global warming denial, has proven and admitted he would not. So that’s the troll model every internet scientist should remember, DO NOT EVER hold yourself to the same rules as you do to consensus scientists. Fairness is for wimps, bullies beat people down and never let others hit back, that’s how we win (I said we, not they).

I should remind you Andrew’s site does not publish or support ANY OTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY, which proves global warming isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s actually a hoax. Unless you dare accuse him of being a hypocrite who agrees with scientific consensus and mainstream media 100% of the time except on global warming. The conclusion is easy and obvious even a 3 year old can flip a coin and get it right : global warming deniers don’t lie, populartechnology is a reliable source because it claims it is (I’ll remember to claim I am Superman).

Andrew has never claimed he’s not a serial rapist, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t. If you’re so retarded you can’t tell what part of this post is sarcastic, you’re part of the problem, and luckily for the rest of us, I have no cure for you.

Fun fact: there are more child molesters than global warming deniers, did you know that?

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Actually, I meant to say, there are more child molesters than there are qualified scientists who are global warming deniers. It takes no brains to be a denier just like it takes none to be an atheist, so it only makes logical sense if you count those who have claimed to have seen and heard both sides and swore an oath to have never taken oil money.

What’s the official tally today? Guess what! it’s not 30,000 anymore.

Is roller derby a sport? or a trendy cult to recruit women into becoming lesbians? Empowerment or family destruction?

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Every time you hear “give women/children independence” grab your wife and kids, because it means they’ll teach your loved ones that they no longer need you. If you’re an insecure control freak like me, you must never let anybody feel like he/she can live without your supervision, that’s why it’s called SUPERvision. Empowerment is the code word for breaking up family bonds. Family is the antithesis of individual freedom.

Libertines and self respecting individualists (egoists, see Stirner and Rand), don’t marry. Marriage is the graveyard of self. Life is about choice, if you choose marriage, you’re denying freedom. If you choose freedom, you’re abandoning marriage.

Anybody who says you can have both, is a liar. Tangent back to what I was saying. Roller derby is a feminist cult designed to bring back confidence in women and girls, it’s a recycled bra burning movement that’ll make women leave their husbands in search for lesbian lovers.

If Americans value family structure, we must stop gay marriage and gay recruiting cults. By contrast, if we wish to destroy the traditional Christian nuclear family, praise Satan and Rand. Nothing destroys relationships like gays and confidence. Of course, gay people are insecure too, but that’s ok, because they’ve been oppressed too long. Blacks get a pass, so should gays, and tomorrow it’ll be transgenders.

In case you haven’t noticed, there’s trannies playing in WTFDA teams, that’s all the proof you need.

I Googled “The New World” Order DVD, I didn’t get the Pocahontas movie with Colin Farrell, fucking NWO conspiracy wingnuts are driving me crazy, Alex Jones please leave my computer alone, I need filters

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Somebody get me a nutjob filtering browser plugin for Chrome, I’ve had enough of this web pollution from anti-vaxxers and global warming deniers. Priests rape boys and I don’t care who doesn’t like to hear about it. But I think I’ve earned the right to be free from bot spam.

Latest news post from W Ketchup, the GWBush supporter ketchup brand for Republicans, patriots and gun nuts, Wketchup, NOT Sketchup

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W Ketchup™ Chairman Bill Zachary, reacted: “Our Founding Fathers rejected monarchy, designing a republic instead. The Constitution requires that Congress pass laws; the executive’s job is merely to enforce the laws as written. Once again, Mr. Obama violates the Constitution and his oath of office, and Congress does nothing.”

So boring I don’t even want to yawn. Can people be a little creative when it comes to spitting on commie blacks? It’s really old and cliche to beat the dead horse of the US Constitution, the damn piece of paper is a dead document, stored in a clear coffin, why do people act like it’s breathing?

We’re not talking about the IRS code book which people take out and read daily. Only conspiracy theorists still read that little pocket book. Real laws don’t fit in your hand, unless you’re holding a smartphone.

South Park episode Cissy finally brings the issue of cis-transgender bathroom to the screen

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I love these guys, it took them a while, but later is always better than never. I waited, it was worth it. More better to come. This isn’t the first time Eric Cartman abused minority privileges, his abuse of handicap line skipping has lead Disneyland to refuse to give them altogether.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Disneyland-Disabled-No-Longer-Skip-Lines-224810762.html

That means, good news! Transgendered freaks will lose these special rights before it’s even noticed. They didn’t let go of the retarded Lorde joke though. Obvious Breaking Bad reference on the double life.

Like Dances with Smurfs, Wendy calls him out and turns Cartman’s trick against him. They got one fact wrong though, women’s restrooms are usually NOT as available as men’s, the stalls are usually NOT as plentiful, unless it’s a building which was designed to have more men occupying it. Cleaner? Maybe, but spacious? Hardly.

I love how this one ends, much like the “this is too gay, let’s go back to analling” in the goobacks episode, the normal people get the special rights after all.