What makes a perfect atheist Christmas celebration?

Horror movies
Gifts
Saying Happy Hannukah to piss off Christians
Saying Merry Christmas to piss off Jews
Saying bahumbug to piss off everybody
Festivus for the rest of us Pole
Krampus with the cramps
Star Wars and A Christmas Story
Isaac Newton
Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Dude
Inappropriate cards, because the thought totally counts

 

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