Oh wait, nevermind, that’s Obama’s job, Hillary is waiting her turn and Sanders is just the white hair guy trying to sell you fried chicken and cheap southern jokes as part of a sexist conspiracy to stop the first female president. Elections are rigged but Rand Paul won’t stop fighting Donald Trump. ISIS isn’t slowing down, and the intifada is just beginning. Thanks Obama. All we need is a birth certificate to settle this. Yes, I wrote a lot of nonsense, because I don’t have enough time on my hands to write spam.